Jemima James

the woman i love is twice my size
big brown woman, big round thighs
she knows me by one of my other names
she's not very friendly
don't know why but i love jemima james

the woman i love's got the big soft breastes
in between my big head restes
i'm the king of all the lovers, she also claims
to be married to the devil
maybe i should avoid jemima james

the woman i love's got an ugly baby
calls me pop, i don't know, maybe
wants me to take him to some football games
i'm gonna kill that little monkey
then it'll be just me and jemima james

the woman i love, she's big, she's breezy
eats boiled chicken and her lips get greasy
she's got more gumption than most other dames
she clearly cannot stand me
but i will always love jemima james

phil lee / grim reminder music / bmi
illustration by John Sieger